#1 – Don’t start whatever you’re working on first thing in the morning.
I did this today… I was meant to start my language project first thing and spend a whole day on it, but it’s nearly 9pm and I haven’t really got started.
I was meant to start at 10AM but instead I did chores… Desperate times, can you tell?
I was meant to start at 1PM… But then I had to have lunch…
I was meant to start at 4PM, yeah a three hour lunch in necessary, I’m a giant of 5ft 3 and 3/4 inches. The 3/4 of an inch is essential to know.
I was meant to start at 6PM but then I had to watch YouTube videos. When you subscribe to a youtuber you have to watch all their previous videos which appeal to you and all the tag videos, so you can be a proper fan, and they can be added to your list of best internet people.
I came to the attic room to get away from all distractions but then the marks on the walls needed inspecting.
Then I needed a tea break – I’m British for goodness sake.
Then, I attempted to read a chapter on Cockney slang… And ended sleeping with my eyes open – a skill learnt from being a professional procrastinator.
And now, it’s nearly 9PM and I had to write a quick blog post on my procrastination if I don’t then I wouldn’t be a productive student living in denial.
I think I’ll do more procrastinating tips… They’re a way of life that everyone needs to know about… Okay, time to do some reading or researching… Wait, I need food.